What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

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-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do people who are deaf learn sign language? Is it typically taught by parents at a young age or are there programs available for learning it later in life?

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

How do you like to be pegged?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

Why do so many people like life?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do Republicans realize that the power of the people is invested in 'representative government'? If so, why did they elect a pathological liar?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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